Random Thoughts

Pants On the Ground is a great song because it's true.

I love the snow.

I like wearing my "old man" slippers while sitting in my recliner.

Microwave popcorn is a good snack. Popcorn from a pan on the stove popped with olive oil and topped with butter melted in another pan is a GREAT snack.

Take care of your teeth. Brush at least twice daily and floss. Really, don't forget to floss.

My daughter is Audrey Hepburn reborn.
(photo on right courtesy of Michelle Armstrong Photography)


I'm a mac. My wife's a PC.

Four wheel drive rocks!

My wife...I think I'll keep her.

Thank you Funyuns. You put fun back in onions!

Why doesn't anyone at Taco Bell fix that darn sign? The message is "49 cent tacos on Sundays. It's had the O and the N separated for a year now!

A salad tastes better when someone else makes it.

While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it…thanks Mario Kart.

I like hardwood floors. I don't like carpeting in the bathroom.

I like cheese.

Comedy is my defense mechanism.

It's nice to be nice to the nice.

Star Trek is cool because it's true.